Friday, September 10, 2010

F-d Up Gameshow



Finding out that you are pregnant after a miscarriage (or two) is like finding out you are on the worst game show ever.

On this game show, the stakes are high and the rules are a mystery.

If you make it to the end, something really, incredibly awesome and life-changing is going to happen- but at any moment, for a reasons unbeknownst to you, you may be disqualified, and the floor will drop from under you like Veruca Salt.

But please don't stress too much, this is bad for the pregnancy. Also, you can't rely on any of your go-to stress management tools. Your doctor frowns upon running, you may over exert yourself.  No yoga- you could twist that baby right out! And go ahead and put down that refreshing beer, the only ale you'll unwind with has ginger in it.

Stay tuned, folks.

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